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[16 May 2006|01:20am]
arrr. its goddamn one thirty and i have yet to start my stupid stupid, stupid philosophy of life paper and math project...sheet. in other news, im hella exited for summer, and prom. my lava lamp is really cool right now. i hope im not getting any D's. americas next top model season finale on wed, lets have a grilled cheese party! and also, recently i keep forgetting to zip up my fly when i put on my pants in the morning. ive been fine with the fly for eighteen years, but suddenly i keep forgetting. its happened like five times... its weird, and every time that it happens i think that im going crazy. i think i wont go to school first period tomorrow
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[23 Feb 2006|01:03am]
man, i love sick days. it gives me that time out of my busy schedule to contemplate the deep thoughts, ya know? like:
-i really love project runway. it is sooo good. i watched basically the entire season today, and the finale is going to be epic.
-tivo has really ruined my ability to watch regular tv. it wasnt working this morning, and i died a little inside. luckily we got it working again, so dont worry.
-i have been saying 'dude' way too often latley, and i have no idea why. for some reason it just creeped into my everyday conversation, and its bugging the crap out of me. actually, it only comes out when im under the influence of something, so at least im not that much of a jackass all the time.
-why is it so cold in my house? my downstairs is FREEZING. and i have to be in a sleeping bag at all times because my dad took away my space heater. fuck i hate the cold!
-there has got to be crack in those potato puffs, because there is no food more addictive. we just got them yesterday, and im already thinking about them puffs. damn french guy
anyways, im tired. also, im exited for the weekend. boo school
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TGI Winter Olympics [13 Feb 2006|02:06am]
man, the olympics are back, and with them my favorite spectator sport: curling. i love many things about curling, spastic broom people in particular, but my favorite thing about this noble sport is the fact that it is not a sport in any way shape or form. i bet they just picked these people off the streets, there's really no need for any talent or training. maybe a week or so, tops. i also like the fact that on the plane to italy, next to all the young, super in-shape athletes, there's a couple of middle-aged fat guys who have a great chance of getting an olympic gold medal. thats what i want to do with my life, be a curler. also, wanna go camping in yosemite over spring break cassi natalie molli
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la la la [25 Sep 2005|11:31pm]
ug, ive never had more work and been less motivated in my lifetime. bring on second semester, so my laziness can blossom.
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[13 Jun 2005|12:43am]
i love my life... when there is extra tom goes to the mayor.
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[05 Jun 2005|12:39am]
[ mood | bouncy ]

ok. school and SATs are officially over, and summer's here! today was definitly a good first day of summer: other than those damn tests, we smoked, went to pasta pomodoro and acted retarded, and went on one of those jumpy things! those blow-up bounce houses, that is. we were all nervous about trying to go on it (there were MANY children), and this guy just walks up to us (wait, me natalie and cassi) and gives us free popcorn and then asks us if we want to go in the bounce house thing. it was probably the best thing ever to happen. but, tomorrow we go to santa cruz, which will also be very fun. man im exited for summer...

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[15 May 2005|11:31pm]
[ mood | restless ]

ok, not that much has happened, except that school is killing me and everyone else around me. uuuuhh. haha, anyways, yesterday the boat got hit! a red car hit me, and then i started to chase after him because he was speeding away, but hte boat is way too old and decrepit to catch some rowdy drunken teenager. oh well. god i cant wait until summer. so, ill make a list about stuff thats good about summer.

-this song, for some reason, which reminded me of summer and is why im doing this list-y thing
-driving around with nothing to do
-smoking... a lot
-having nothing to worry about
-easy summer job (hopefully)
-watching those movies that youve been meaning to watch
-the fact that parents are gone until five every day
-listening to music
-its not cold!!!
-having random time to read books about people on drugs and other weird things
-having nothing to do
-not learning anything you dont want to learn
-having the sleep schedule of 3 to 3
-at twain harte, watching nightmare before christmas and other diney movies at least 20 times
-yay i can finally drive everyone around!
-going on hikes
-having a lot of stuff to do, and doing it all even though there's never enough money for anything
-laughing at those annoying people who try to take classes and do work so colleges will like them. god they're annoying
-i just really like summer

and feel free to add, and to anyone who speaks mexican, i could really use a letter that says why i want to volunteer in spanish.

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haha [19 Apr 2005|11:31pm]
my new favorite game: putting a clippy on pookie's tail and watching her freak out like a crack head. she keeps running in circles. oh god its so funny..
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[08 Mar 2005|12:12am]
who did this? natalie? cassi- im looking at you. molli?
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[07 Mar 2005|02:15am]
how does so much go on when im gone?
religious retreats = hell
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[27 Feb 2005|08:39pm]
im getting a little worried about this paper, mainly because a) i only have one paragraph done, and it has to be 8 pages. b) i have a lot of stuff to do this week after school, giving me not a lot of time. and c) its due in 4 days. but i work best (read: only) at the last minute anyways. but if anybody wants girl scout cookies- ask me. im representing mary. $3.50. ok, so im going to go. all i can say is, im glad i have mr. medaglia
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[21 Feb 2005|05:06pm]
bad news: krabs aka piewacket aka my hermit crab... died. i think it died of a broken heart because he had no friends. he was also anorexic, so that could have contributed to his death. but cassi, he was a great present, and i think the funeral is today after it stops raining. anyways, it will be emotional, thats for sure.
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[03 Jan 2005|04:41am]
dance. dance. revolution!
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hermit crab! [05 Dec 2004|10:59pm]
cassi got me a hermit crab for my birthday! it has spongebob painted on the shell, and it's really cool. it was moving! im going to get out the ol' aquarium so it has lots of room. but i dont know a good name, so does anybody have a good idea for a name for a hermit crab?
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yay! [09 Nov 2004|12:37am]
today was very productive. i got my license wooot! and zero errors, oooh yeaaah. also, i finally ordered my glasses, so i will be not so blind soon! and costco is so fun, so much to look at at one time its crazy. well, short week this week, so i hope it goes by fast.
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[20 Oct 2004|05:39pm]
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[15 Aug 2004|01:13am]
[ mood | okay ]

hmm i havent posted in a very long time, not counting when natalie showed how much i love brian crackow, aka creepster. well, mexico was really fun, but the details are too hard to remember. well not really, im just lazy. lots of tours and shopping, a really pretty wedding even though it rained and i was almost fainting (damn) and a lot of my cousin's friends and my aunts and uncles getting drunk... a lot. so yes, very amusing. also, twain harte was a lot of fun. we went to the beach and played golden eye most of the time, a recipe for fun. thats a lot of time with my extended family haha. and disneyland was a lot of fun too, except i got kinda sick. but i was sick from before, so... i dont know. and i just came home from kate's house, even though a lot of people are still there and sleeping over because my mom = nuts. oh, i also got my braces off! woot woot. tomorrow will be really fun seeing as ill be going to great america in the morning and natalie's birthday thing at night. what im not looking forward to: school. where did the summer go?!? hahaha. oh well. i still need to do my drivers training! i said i would get my license before summer ended. psh, so much for that idea. laziness gets in the way of all my plans!

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[24 Jul 2004|01:49am]
wow so i suck today but ya know who really cares how unbelievably sucky i am. oh and by the by brian crackhow is my god. he isnt creepy at all
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[11 Jul 2004|12:11am]
well, tomorrow night im off to mexico! that will be fun. i leave at midnight, though, and i cant sleep on planes. damn the 5 hour flight, ill be so tired. but i guess thats what coffee is for. well, see everybody when i get home!
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[11 Jun 2004|10:54pm]
well, what a very very uneventful week this has been. although i did make muffins...
anywho, cassi and kate are coming home soon, as well as those england ireland whores, so maybe ill have a life soon. ha they really are whores, arent they? hahaha! theyre not reading this, so they cant be mad! lifeguarding is killing me slowly....... but now i know how to save myself using CPR! i also have to wake up really early tomorrow, damn. but its over on sunday woot.
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